Frnd vs girlfrnd

Frnd or girl frnd
hiya frnds a rather controversial topic and least of all from a person who has no experience of the girl frnd angle ... :D
But after seein my frnds life , I thought not why not give this point an analytical look , somewhat of an engineers look... :)
come the age of 17,18,19... and a person start seeking companionship of opposite sex ( allrite allrite I admit the age is slightly on the higher side considering today`s scenario but lets just take that as an example.. ) , he starts caring for his appearance ( sic) , starts roaming around girls colleges ( another major area of wastage of the scarce thing called PETROL ) , buyin designer clothes ( when simple sarojini nagar/fashion street wud suffice ) ... In short he becomes the "METROSEXUAL " ( I hate that term ) . After all these frivolities if GOD forbid one makes a gf then he had it .......Now comes the major churning in his life ...
1) He has to laugh on veg jokes ( believe me its very difficult to do tha once you have passed college )
2) Remember bdays of girlfrnd, her parents, her sis/bro , her frnds so much so even her pets.... :(
3) Go out for mushy romantic movies and forego movies like barbwire ..This one doesn`t stop here you are also supposed to cry at the parting scene ...
4) Spend wat ever pittiance you earn in the name of salary on their dresses / make up or wat not.....
5)CANNOT ABUSE IN PUBLIC ... have to contend with saying gadha , idiot,saala ( this one is the limit you can go to ...anything beyond this and you are treading on dangerous waters.
6) Cant relish food in your local Kakke Da Dhaba . Have to bear up with Ruby tuesday/ geofreyys


aur bhi bahut saare characteristics hai ...rest in next... :)